CLICHE - something that is overused and lacks originality
Without any cliché intro, let's dive in.....
1. No matter what the situation;
zombie apocalypse, nuclear holocaust, female characters always find time to
remove unwanted body hair.
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| Universal Studios |
2. Professors only ever reach the
main point of their lecture right at the end of class.
3. Women are transformed from
unattractive geek to hot babe simply by removing their glasses and wearing
their hair down.
4. Breakfast is always a bite of
toast and 2 gulps of orange juice before dashing out the door.
5. Defibrillation best performed by
waving the paddles in the air first then rubbing them together before putting
them anywhere near the patient's chest.
6. The curtains of hospital cubicles are
soundproof. So, not only is the devastating news the doctor is about to tell
you / your loved one inaudible to anyone outside, nor can you hear anything
else that might be going on outside - phones ringing, other people …
7. Supervillains only commit crimes
in the same city a superhero lives.
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| Warner bros. |
8. When aliens say “Earth” they
really mean the USA.
9. The Eiffel Tower is visible from
every window in Paris.
10. Coughing generally indicates a
terminal disease.
11. Cab drivers never tell passengers
the cost of the ride, notes are passed over but no change is ever given.
12. After talking on the phone,
hanging up silently without saying goodbye.
13. Computer hacking always involves
lots of green text and a guy in a band T-shirt.
14. When the good guy gets attacked by a group of bad guys, they sportingly attack him one at a time.
15. If there’s a token Asian the character will know martial arts.
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| Warner bros. |
16. After waking up from a nightmare the person will sit bolt upright, sweating.
17. It is perfectly simple to
resuscitate someone with a few half-hearted pushes on the chest as long as you
tell them you love them.
18. If someone needs to start their
car in a hurry, it will NEVER start the first time.
19. When women wake up in the morning
their make up never makes them look like a panda that’s been in a fight with
birds nest hair.
20. Also, women can always run
whether they are wearing Hunter Wellies or Jimmy Choos.
21. In any given war film a soldier
who has something personal like a photo or a locket of his loved one will die.
She will either be pregnant or have just had a baby.
22. People on desert islands can make anything from bamboo.
23. Explosive devices will always
feature a countdown timer.
24. You can knock someone out using
blunt force trauma, but never cause any significant injury to save temporary loss
of consciousness.
25. A character in every movie who'll be like "WAIT! I CAN EXPLAIN!" - and then proceeds to do everything except explain.
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